Back ta Basics
So while there’s been a bunch of hoo ha and rigmarole in the past few years over all the supposed advances in vegan meat and cheese analogs (and there has been great strides. I remember the first time I tried vegan cheese. It was 1997 and I special ordered it from the hippies at my little health food store in eastern Connecticut. It was this horrific little gray slab of oil and failure that I tried to make a pizza with. It turned out being the fourth worst day of my life), there are times when I just want to say “sod all this Daiya and Tofurky nonsense and give me some of that Old Country style pie.” After all, the original pizza was vegan, right? And while I’m no stranger to vegan replacement products, it has never sat well me that the barometer for our advancements in vegan popularity/acceptance is not predicated on how the Standard American Diet (S.A.D) has conformed to the more traditional notions of a healthy vegetarian/vegan lifestyle, but more so how the vegan diet has come to resemble more traditional meat and cheese based cuisine. I ask you, what the fuck is that all about?
So with this in mind I decided to make a few pies using minimal ingredients and nothing artificial. I first stumbled upon what would eventually vaguely be recognized as Pizza Marinara during my college days. My broke ass would buy the cheapest, most chemically laden frozen bread dough I could find at the A&P, slop down a grip of Ragu 7 Herb (only the best), and maybe throw on some oregano or whatever other quasi Italian dried herb I could steal from my dad’s house and cook the son of a gun for 20 minutes. I’d then grab a liter of Coke and join my roommate in front of the tele where he was undoubtedly watching scrambled porn or Ren and Stimpy.
Whoever tells you that college is the best time of your life has failed at everything since.
Gather up the goods. If you can swing it financially, always try to buy organic. If you can’t afford it, steal it. If you’re attempting a legit Marinara be sure to use only canned San Marzano tomatoes. They are the best tasting, most aromatic tomatoes out there. They come from a small town of the same name near Naples, Italy and were first grown in volcanic soil in the shadow of Mount Vesuvius. Badass. Just drain, add a bit of quality rock salt, and either mash by hand or toss into the blender if you prefer a smoother texture. No need for further enhancement as the flavor simply can’t be improved upon.
These are my doughs. Without me, they are useless. Without them, I am useless. Oh, and if you store your doughs in ziplocks, please reuse them. Those things can either last forever in your freezer, or in a landfill.
This is a wicked homemade walnut and basil pesto that Little Miss made a few days earlier. Gonna make this the foundation of a pesto and tomato pie.
Just about to put this puppy on the stone. Pesto topped with Pomi diced tomatoes, kalamata olives, and a bit of crushed red pepper.
Looks a bit ugly, but tasted good. Could have used a bit more tomato, and maybe slightly less pesto. I was also a bit dissapointed in the crust. I’m not sure if the stove wasn’t hot enough yet or what, but it was a bit crackery. I thought by this point I’d have my technique down, but it’s a strange science making dough from scratch. I still had two more to get it right…
Here’s the first Marinara style. Just the San Marzanos, a couple leafs of basil, rock salt, olive oil, and a few slices of garlic. Bet.
Crust was slightly better than the pesto pie, but still not perfect. I had an idea for the next one. An audacious idea…
That’s it! Crust came out perfect. Super light and crisp with a bit of chew to it. The secret was putting the stone about six inches below the broiler, cranking it to high for a minute so the stone gets assaulted by the intense heat of the broiler, and then slipping the pie in while the broiler is still on high. It was done in half the time of the first two (just under five minutes), and because it was “shocked” by the intense heat, the dough was light and crisp. Most conventional ovens max out at 550 degrees while real deal traditional wood and coal fired ovens are 900 degrees minimum, often times hitting 1100. This makes all the difference.
So until I build my dream oven in the back yard, I shall stick to my stone and the broiler. Damn I’m hungry…